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Sunday, February 9, 2014

Brian Sciba showing some great early season form


On a raining and cold afternoon in Dade City, FL Brian Sciba showed some great early season for with a 3rd place podium finish. Brian has been really dedicated and focused on his training in the off season and it is showing with two great races already this season. I'm sure he will be on top of the podium soon.


DEVELOPING: Although, no formal charges have been brought against the Cat 4 winner, there has been murmurings that the Wizard rider used magic to secure victory. When asked, Wizard's coach, Gandolf refused to comment about his rider's alleged performance enhancing use of magic. USA Cycling President and CEO, Steve Johnson responds to the growing concern with performance enhancing magic and issued a press release stating that they are working with the UCI regarding proposed changes in the UCI and USADA’s policy on what level of magic will be allowed in sanctioned races.

UPDATE: 2nd place Kia-Naple Cyclery cyclist claims that he heard the the Wizard rider utter, "Impedimenta" (Harry Potter's spell to impede progress of an opponent) while wiggling his right hand. He is adamant that as soon as the Wizard rider said, "impedimenta" his legs felt like concrete. When asked if he saw a wand, he said, "I can't say for sure, but I thought I saw a wand or stick in his sleeve. 

Using the photo enhancing power of REV's 286 power computer with 4MB of RAM we were able to zoom in on the Wizard's arm. Boy were we surprised! Although this is not conclusive evidence and it may be disputed as "credible," it does seem like the Wizard team may be using performance enhancing magic (PEM). 




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